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Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.
I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.
A person who collects the cheese looking build up from the bell ends of homeless men and uses it for food, either spreading it on bread or toast for example
That guy is so disgusting, I bet he's a complete Cock-Womble
A do-gooder who likes to clean up the streets after a riot. Names after the well known Wombles of Wimbledon Common, who make good use of the things that they find, the things that the everyday folk leave behind.
Look out for the riot wombles on their way to Clapham Junction. They'll be armed with strong language, brooms and bin bags.
Some one who cant do the job they have been given to do.
useless.
good for nothing
All i asked for was a bj and she couldnt even do that right the bloody shit womble
1. (Noun) A tiny fictional animal from a British '70s show.
2.(Verb) To wander calmly and casually
"Wanna go for a womble?"
"I've got dibs on the skin, I'll make myself some lovely womble slippers,"
Wahh wahh I got hit in open silver drunk daddy please save me, im always right wahh Im such a womble
word used to describe something obscenely homosexual, typically in a medley.
"Man, that rusty sack of garbage is a womble fucker."