Congratulations, you won!

The ultimate insult to your intelligence on the internet.

At best, you've won nothing but an annoying pop-up ad. At worst, if you actually fall for it, you might have just won yourself a virus. Either way, you're not getting that expensive prize you were promised.

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Love Has Won

Love Has Won (LHW) is a new religious movement which was led by Amy Carlson (November 30, 1975 – April 2021), referred to within the group as "Mother God". The group has been described as a cult by ex-members and media outlets. The group had between 12 and 20 full-time members who lived with her at the time of her death.

Love Has Won is an interesting cult from an 45-46-47 year old lady.

Saxon or Saxy-won

The coolest, hottest person on the face of te Earth, no question and or competition

Saxon = The hottest guy on the face of the Earth

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sushi won kanooshi

When you at a sushi bar and the sushi is badass, you yell to your buddy at the top of your lungs sushi won kanooshi! It can also be another way to say anything is badass!

Kenny and travis are at an asian resturant and think the sushi is badass, kenny looks over to travis and says this sushi is sushi won kanooshi, and they both hi five!

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Joe Biden won

The definition of a 'big fat lie.' Something that obviously can't be true, by saying 'Joe Biden won' you are essentially saying that 81 million Americans are mentally retarded.

Dumbocrat: Yay yay yip yip yahoo! Joe Biden won! All our problems are over! He's going to put our country back on track and make everything nice again! Yay! Orange man bad!
Smart person: calm down. You do know that he didn't really win right?
Dumbocrat: Oh whatever do you mean?
Smart person: Voter fraud, they rigged the election so they could use him as a puppet, there's no way 81 million people voted for that!
Dumbocrat: That's another lie! It's a lie I said! Another lie that Fox News and republicans are spreading! They wouldn't do that, the government wouldn't lie to us!
A year later...
Dumbocrat: People need to stop being so hard on Biden, he's doing the best he can and he's still a lot better than that orange asshole. I hope Trump dies!
Smart person: He didn't win the election fairly!
Dumbocrat: Stop spreading this lie! It has been proven false! CNN and all the mainstream media says it is false and they wouldn't lie to us! The only one spreading this false narrative is Fox News and they don't count as real news.
Smart person: Okay, then how come his approval rating is so low then if he is really the most popular president ever?
Dumbocrat: I...I um, well I don't know why, people just always want to complain, I I mean, that's such a lie, Joe Biden won!
Smart person: How come his own party doesn't want him to run again in 2024 then?
Dumbocrat: I don't...I um, I, ...stop watching Fox News! Fox News is the devil! Sean Hannity is evil! Orange man bad! Biden 2024!

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joe biden won

Three words that a Republican can't hear.

Trump's employee: *brings trump his 69th diet coke of the day* Uh sir Joe Biden won

Trump: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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obi-won sacajanobi

75% obi won and 25% sacajawea

with all the mind controlling abilities of a jedi coupeled with the pure power of a Dominatrix. In fact it is possible that this creature can easily lead people to their doom by sucking their soul through their eyes.

steve: crikey look at this obi-won sacajanobi
steve: crikey it stabbed me in the HeART!
steve: crikey my eye

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