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Show primarily on mtv2 (sometimes on mtv), which at first glance comes off as a kids show , but upon further inspection becomes evident that if indeed your kid did watch this show , they would grow up to be :
a) A pedophile/child pornographer
b) A permanent assylum resident
c) A drug addict
or
d)George Bush's personal assistant.
.. in other words its a work of genius .. just not for people under 15.
Beth: Wonder showzen is cool.
Anne: Yeah me and my daughter used to watch it all the time.
Beth: O you have a daughter? Where is she?
Anne:Dead. She hung herself from the crib.She was only 2 months.
Beth: Omg! Thats so horrible! What happened?
Anne: We planned it. So we could send the video to Wonder Showzen.
Beth: Ohhhh hahaha!I loved that clip! *high five*
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1.) nipples that have small bumps surrounding the center that resemble braille, which in turn reminds one of Stevie wonder.
1.) Dude, I was playin with my girls titties last night and she's got some stevie wonders!!!!
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when having good sex with a person for the first time; good, almost TOO good! making a person wonder, 'wow, how many partners have they had'!
guy 1: did you sleep with her
guy 2: yup, we had wonder sex
guy 1: what do you mean by that?
guy 2: I wonder how many guys she's been with; she was awesome; almost to the point where I thought I had to ask how much!?!
guy 2: wonder sex, I gotta get me some of that
sextoo goodpartnerswonderpay
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A man who A)upon meeting a beautiful girl puts his nuts in a jar and gives them to her to put on her nightstand or ,B)loses his balls for lack of use.
A)Steve bought his girlfriend of 3 months a car. He is the king of the nutless wonders.
B)The boss is really pushing James around. Nutless wonder.
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A woman who is amazing in absolutely every way and is drop dead gorgeous.
"Amber Dykstra is such a wonderful woman"
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Said affectionately to a person one knows and admires, as praise for who they are and the things they do. It's used more as ongoing praise, rather than for one specific amazing accomplishment.
You're applying to teach French and Farsi on the side, while trying to start a company, and helping host an international arts fair, and creating sophisticated oil paintings, and sewing your own clothes, all on your own? Wow, you're a wonder!
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(n.) A fictional moose twins dream about having sex with
(v.) The act of twins fondling one another's genitals while both partners fantasize about moose
Hey, this kid I know loves wonder mooses. Him and his sister pleasure one another to the thought of love-making with several mooses
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