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A cowboy, typically black, who lassos the booties of children, typically male, before ramming a 1473 degrees Kelvin iron rod into their shit box. This seals the anus by melting the flesh. This was a very common practice for ridding the Midwest of faggotry during the late 1800s to early 1900s.
So sad how booty wrangling is frowned upon now. Look at how many faggots are walking around! We need a Booty Wrangler to go wrangle some booty and make America great again.
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A grocery store employee whose job is to corral shopping carts from the parking lot into a designated cart area. Their jobs are rather harsh, especially in areas with extreme climates.
Mike is a cart wrangler over at Publix. Sucks for him.
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A guy that would rather have anal sex with his girl instead of penetrating her vagina. Butt wranglers are often former prison inmates, are closely related to former prison inmates, or are gay guys who have yet to figure out that they are gay.
That butt wrangler had the town's most fuckable girl until she got rid of him after he ripped her anal cavity from all the poop chute love that he would insist upon.
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one who gathers male genitalias for self pleasure
(tod) "bro, you up for some lazer tag?"
(steave) "no! you rod wrangler!
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Ilix is a meatball wrangler.
Ilix: cy--
cy: stfu you God damn meatball wrangling ass pirate
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Noun:
1. A pimp's right hand man
2. One who gathers and then herds prostitutes back to the pimp lair.
3. One who assists with the game of another "player"
Up until he got a girlfriend, Mike was the best hoe wrangler around.
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A individual who lasso's, or tethers a cock with his or her hands
"you Fucking Cock Wrangling bitch, i knew you were gay"
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