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a term used after someone has said something totally rediculous that makes you feel like you have the urge to slit him down the back and throw salt in the wound.
When i told the bitch to give me head and she said no, i told her she was dead wrong.
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When you give someone a false number so that you don't actually have to speak to them again. Normally after you've met with someone new, and being the polite person that you are, don't want to say no to exchanging numbers. That way they think you are a nice guy, plus you don't have to explain to them why you don't like them. If the cover is blown, the person who got wrong-numbered can be blamed for not taking down the number correctly.
Guy1: "I called the number this chick gave me last night, but it was some random old guy..."
Guy2: "Dude!!! you got totally wrong-numbered!!"
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1. The opposite of the perfect man. On the surface, he appears to have everything you desire, but is really the anti-christ.
2. A man who gets girls by being an asshole to girls with daddy issues.
1. What happened to that guy you were dating?
Turned out he was Mr. Wrong.
2. My friend gets a lot of girls because he's Mr. Wrong.
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A tortious claim against a defendant for a patently bad shirt. This designation is determined by examining such elements as the texture, color and and pattern of the shirt. Various button configurations are also evaluated based on the following categories; two button, three button, button up and no button. The degree of severity can be judged by these distinction.
Doug wore an ugly brown shirt, so Tony Chase sued Doug for wrongful shirt in federal court. Bases on this, does International Shoe still work for you?
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Being falsely accused of taking a bad smelling shit in a public restroom.
"So i went into the restroom right after Josh had dropped this rank ass turd, then when i was washing my hands after pissing someone else came in and thought i was the one who stunk the place up. Josh totally wrong numbered me"
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A wrong 'un is a phrase used to describe someone or an action someone has undertaken that you disapprove of. It is not offensive merely an expression. Probably originates from the Midlands in England.
Billy-Bob ''I did 4 grams of coke last night!''
Jimmy-Joe ''You're a wrong 'un, you are!''
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