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Wyoming

Bum-fuck America.
Everything is brown.
Worse than Hell (Over 100 degrees in the summer and below zero in the winter).
Always windy.
Home to a special breed of humans known as "Homodumbasses".
Bad drivers!
The asshole of America.

If I owned Wyoming and Hell I'd rent this place out and live in Hell.

by CabooseTheTeamKiller March 8, 2009

45πŸ‘ 106πŸ‘Ž


Wyoming

the definition of worthless. the population which consists of 60% idiot truck-driving conformist cowboys (usually alcoholics), 38% deer which havent been hit by a truck yet, and 2% people who exist on some normal plain.

the wind is so strong in wyoming small children and pets shouldnt be let outside for fear of blowing away.

wyoming is very disconnected from the rest of the world to the point where people still think the states residents ride horses around.

the state which was said to be the filming ground for brokeback mountain (which was filmed in canada actually.) the movie had the most untrue plot ever devised. most people from wyoming aren't very fond of gay people. refer to matthew sheppard for more details.

the state where democrats, hippies, gays, punks, goths, emos, and everyone that doesn't wear a cowboy hat or an american eagle shirt is closely grouped with being a satanist. (individuality is basically an enforced "crime" of sorts.)

An unbelievably smart person in this state would have an i.q. around 60-70. the highest i.q. ever achieved in wyoming was a chimp named champ who had a larger vocabulary than every single wyoming inhabitant.

so as you can see in this summary, wyoming = poorest excuse for a civilized society mankind managed to remove from its bowels.

Person #1 - What are you dumb?

Person #2 - Hey! Be nice, he's from Wyoming

Person #1 - Oh...My bad.

by Phyxius July 25, 2008

62πŸ‘ 151πŸ‘Ž


Wyoming

An incorporated city in SW Ohio just out of Cincinnati. Very beautiful with many a tall, luscious, green tree. Known for its excellent school system, most notably its highschool.

The City of Wyoming is the most desirable town in southwest Ohio apart from the Village of Indian Hill, and at least *Wyoming* has easy access to civilization!!

by Victor Van Styn August 19, 2005

32πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


Wyoming

A lovely little town very close to Forest Lake, Minnesota...(The drug town)

I think i'll take a drive to Wyoming to escape the racist area of Forest Lake.

by heeeheeehee March 24, 2009

20πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


Wyoming

To Wyom, or the act of Wyoming.

When I went to camp, Wyoming was what we did all day. It was wild!

by Clamsandwich September 20, 2017

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Wyoming

In fact a real place. Where cowboys are everywhere. If there is a social gathering, you will see 90% of men in carhartt clothing. Flannels are considered a dress shirt. Pretty comparable to Canada when it comes to winter. Girls wear dresses and short shorts when its 15 degrees. Everyone has a gun and knows how to use it. It's so boring here a local celebrity Turkey made the news a few times. His name was Tom. Tom died.

If they're from Wyoming they're tougher than you. Even if you're from the south.

by 307born June 4, 2019

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Wyom

The act of walking around aimlessly

β€œWhat is he doing”
β€œJust wyoming around”

by NoobusMaximus June 9, 2019

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