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The state with the lowest population. Home to towering mountains and spacious plains. Populated pre-Columbus by the Shoshone, Crow, and Lakota Indians. Currently populated with cowboys, roughneck oilfield workers, Indians, and generally nice people who love the outdoors, and hate the way the rest of America lives. 90 percent of said population could probably kick your ass in half. By the by, not a favorite place for homosexuals (remember Matt Shepard?). Yes, everyone in Wyoming has a gun, and really wants to shoot something.
"I love living in Wyoming, its so beautiful and peaceful."
"Dude, its fucking empty, no one lives there!"
"I know numb-nuts, that's what makes it nice."
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Wyome: To be thought to be real, but are in fact nothing more than a hole in the space-time continuum through which billions of cattle fall through every second. An object that is wyome is typically created by the state in an attempt to coerce the population into blissful obedience in order to further some goal involving world domination. Examples of these objects include the so-called state Wyoming, the Moon, and Donald Trump's approval rating.
Hey, have you been to Wyoming?
No, stupid, that place is wyome! It isn't real!
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The state with the lowest population which will eventually kill us all when Yellowstone erupts.
Holy shit, did you see Supervolcano on the Discovery Channel? Why is the sky black? Oh, it's just Wyoming.
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where vegetarian really means "Bad Hunter"
bad hunters are vegetarians in wyoming
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P1"Dude, my dad's wyoming again."
P2"Bruh, that sucks. My dad wyomed three years ago."
P1"Lmaooo, you suck"
P2 then fucking dies
wy-om
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1. To wyom.
2. To flail joyfully.
1) Hey dude, are you Wyoming?
2) yeah dude i love to wyom
1) Nice.
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what the fuck is a wyoming????????????
lol wyoming
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