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Xander

A person who says ding a ling and penis frequently. A Xander is usually small in stature and is not liked by many. Girls find him "baby cute" because of his fat cheeks and unusually small penis.

"That kid looks like a baby"
"Yeah he's a Xander"
Or
"I slept with that kid, he has a tiny dick"
"So he's a Xander?"

"Yup"

by Nyancat23 February 12, 2014

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Xander

A funny guy with a amazing personality but a oddly shaped head as in a box so you may call him box head

Xander is a box head

by ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‰ January 26, 2016

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Xander

cunt

xander cunt

by bruhrtie August 17, 2020

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Xander

Xander is an absolute fucking spaz who shits in urinals for a living he may be tall but most of his body is quite literally that mfs foreskin goofy ahh urinal shitter

Bro why tf you shit in the urinal goofy ahh xander mf

by Big juicy nig April 16, 2022

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Xander

Xander is a persons name where their parents were too lazy to give them a real name or call them by their first name. A xander is usually of African American descent and they are addicted to butt sex and have a catchphrase of"dadgumit"

"Butt sex butt sex butt sex butt sex" - Xander

by Pok3man1987 May 11, 2020

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Xander

A lil guy

Xander is tiny

by SirDinkleMan January 19, 2018

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Xander

A Xander is your typical flaming turd of a human being. He is the legitimate definition of a faggot. Xander's do not have any friends, and will die for attention. And they usually are into anime TV shows. The only time Xander's will ever interact with someone of another gender is sucking on their mothers penis. Most people will avoid Xander's at all costs for there mere presence will make you want to choke yourself inside your dogs anus.

"How bout them Xanders?" -Tom
"Awful, just awful." -Peter
"Yes, awful, indeed." -Tom

by XanderK123 September 24, 2011

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