ya mum

One who birthed you.

Ya Mum should have had contraceptives.

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Suck ya mum

An insult mainly used by 7 year old Fortnite players when they are angry with someone for not giving them a golden scar.

Billy: gimme that scar

Terry: nah g
Billy: well suck ya mum

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hows ya mum

a greeting commonly used, not only towards them, but the person you had last night

'Allo' say the
'y0' say joo
'hows ur mum?' say joo

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Ya mums ass

Alright kids dack your mother and lick the little brown flower in between her bottom cheeks then put your hand up the hole up the front
Good luck
do not try this in public

Little timmy saw his mum in the nude with a coffee jar stuck up her cunt and she bent down screaming and he licked her little brown flower in her ass (ya mums ass), She slapped him with her penis,
he he he he

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YA mum gay

A very original insult

Man1: ya mum gay
Man2: which one

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ya mum is a banana

when ya mum is a banana

fred: ya mum is an gay
bob: ya mum is a banana
fred: how daf did you know
*bob eats banana*
fred: your a jerk off
*bob blows up*

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Ya mum in a bagel

Ya mum in a bagel is another come back, like ya mum
So after using ya mum you can say your mum in a bagel

KnobChesse: What yah up to later?

Yuh: Yur Mum

KnobChesse: O fuck of what yah doing later?

Yuh: Ya mum in a bagel

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