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while smashing a woman vigorously with your wombworm from behind, and begin to tingle like a paedo in madeline mccann, exclaim "baby im coming", "ooo yeah i wana cum on you baby", or even "wwwaaaaeeehhh on your arse love!". At this point, squirt, tip or pour depending on your general love-tap spray a portion of yoghurt on the small of her back, her arse or other point on the back of her body. She will then turn around, and at that point the suprise comes into effect, jam your chappie into her face and chafe away at the fella and spaff glorious amounts of man silk into her aghast face....shout "suprise!"
dude, the other night i was down doggy with mel when i decided to give her a yoghurt suprise...should have seen her face!
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Drop your yoghurt.
A term used by females when excited over something that makes them moist and come.
Sarah: Crikey Donna, I wouldn’t mind being the filling between that man sandwich.
Donna: Blimey, you’re right, that’s enough to make you drop your yoghurt
To ejaculate onto something, your hand, your favourite 'rhythm' magazine, or an unsuspecting young fillies face.
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The special paste requied for a pearl necklace. Salty tonsil cream. Man seed. A good accompaniment for a tuna taco.
I spilled my hot fish yoghurt all over her face.
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crude reference to a man's genitalia and its mechanical ability to evacuate a semi viscous gloop bearing a visual resemblance to said yoghurt. possesses a distinctly saline taste one hears
"i was whacking one out of the old salty yoghurt slinger and i thought i had busted a nut"
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A guy who gets the piss taken out of him for being a jek. Yoghurt Brek Jek
One hell of a man. Jek just can’t get enough of those Yoghurt Breaks. Mmmmmmmmm
Jek is kinda quirky but don’t let him near the children lolz.
Person1: Hey yoghurt brek jek
Jek: Go away
"Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex" is a term, used to invite another person to the act of putting 5 ounces of Yoghurt onto each others neck, licking it off clean and yelling "I mog!", the Austrian term for "I want to!"
The short for "Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex" is "KYS".
Bro 1: "Bro, honestly? Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex."
Bro 2: "Bro, I don't know if I'm ready for that yet."
Gamer 1: "Stop ruining the game... uninstall and KYS."
Gamer 2: "Dude, I ain't gay."