1. When your thirsty and cum is the only option.
2. When you participate in an egg fetish
1. I’m going to the break room to slurp my yolk.
2. Dude, I’m about to go slurp my yolk, I’ll talk to you later.
The act of making an elaborate joke,
Bro I really did fuck your mom I was yolking before.
when you throw an egg on her forehead and nut on the yolk
yo did you tell your girl you are yolking her tonight
Andrew: how was your night?
Me: it was dope, she cooked my yolk
The act of cracking an egg in bed and smearing the yolk across the pillow, followed by soiling one self as a sexual act.
This act is described briefly in the graphic novel 'Familiar Face' by Canadian comic book artist Michael DeForge
She did the yolk-o ono in an act of unbridled arousal. He wretched in disgust.
When you are introduced to someone
69 egg yolks, pleased to meet you.
Co-worker 1
What happened to Kevin?
Co-worker 2: Oh! I accidentally broke his egg yolks last night and today he needs them iced all day.