if you ask me

A redundant phrase attached to the end of a sentence. People who use this phrase have nothing more to say, it is simply there as a filler (or perhaps to make it sound more "authentic").

Guy 1: Hey, what's our new teacher like?
Guy 2: Pretty cool if you ask me

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will you kiss me

A set of words uncommonly used, usually by a significant other, to request a kiss

Kendall: baby will you kiss me?
Mckayla: of course, I love you.

are you challenging me

BOI SOMEONE GONNA GO PRO+ MODE ON YOU OOF OOF dun dun duuun duduud

hey b ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME my MDUHWHUFRIHWUY

You Noah'd Me

When you're go to fist pump or high five someone and they dont give it to you, making you look silly

Damien: *Goes for a high five*

Ian: *ignores it* what are you doing
Damien: I went to high five you but you noah'd me

Are you shitting me

If asked as a stand alone question, it means - are you out of your f-n mind?

If asked as a question at the end of a story or scenario, it means - how can anyone on earth stoop so low!?

Are you shitting me? I mean, is this for real? How can a human beings be so dumb?

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you feelin me?

An informal way of saying "you got it?" and/or "do you understand?"

Mostly used by street thugs/gangsters, and used to make a point to someone.

If bullets start flyin' out, the only blood that's going to be spillin' is yours, you feelin me?

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You owe me

When girlfriend wants a little sexiepoo.

You owe me one boyfriend

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