You know anything

A line used to ask somone if they know where to buy some drugs.

Hey matt, so do you know anything?

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You know, the thing

The thing, you know, it's the thing, the thing that Sleepy Joe Biden clearly doesn't know.

Sleepy Joe: all men and muwaman were created by the, go, you know, you know, the thing!

America: yes we know "the thing", but you don't, Joe!

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you know why...

often said when someone does or says something stereotypically Maori, such as stealing or going to KFC.
you know why... its because your Maori.

Nathan: bro i got me a mean feed at kfc last night
Josh: you know why...

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Now you know

What you say after you have informed someone with information they did not know

"Wow I never learned that men have the same thing that's inside of a vagina is inside of our assholes in my health class." "Now you know". " why didn't they teach us that? This whole time I could been using my vagina that's in my ass".

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you know you want it

What a man says to a woman (usually a virgin) when she intends to have any kind of sex with him, but has doubts whether it is the right thing to do.
The phrase is intended to encourage the woman to give up her doubts and have sex, because she wants it herself.

Jennie intends to give Kevin a blowjob, but she isn't sure whether to do it or not.
-Kevin, I am not sure about this...
-Come on, you know you want it!

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you know sergio?

From the commercial for "Smirnof Vodka"

Where the people in the commercial want to get access to this party so pretend they know sergio.. And give ambigious vague descriptions of him

"lightish darkish hair"
"about this tall" (making reference to medium height

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Now you know

You use it when your friend is expressing skepticism towards some fact you've just told them, to hint that it's common knowledge and your friend is making a fool of himself by insisting to doubt it.

- "WTF" is an interjection.
- Really? I never heard of it.
- Now you know.

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