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Derogatory:
An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity
Complimentary:
An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence.
Derogatory:
A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams, "IT WAS I," and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and people start to get sick. The person starts to play a Tiktok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a Youtube.
Complimentary:
A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like, and press the button for you. They invite you to view a genuinely funny meme they found on Tiktok with you using their audio splitter cable, and it makes you laugh and brightens up your day, gosh you really needed that. It can be tough working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need a funny meme. Thank you kind stranger. This person is a Youtube.
An internet Hell-Hole that will suck you in and you will spend the rest of your life watching.
Jimme:Did you hear about Tristan?
Asskickerbill: No, what happened?
Jimme:He lost his life to YouTube...
Awful app with way too many bugs and a terrible support team and management.
Man, YouTube sucks so much nowadays, I think I'm moving on to dailymotion.
When one watches one video on YouTube then the viewer sees something that catches their eye in the "Related" section on the side and watches this video then finds another interesting video on "Related" and watches and so on. This process can last for hours, leading the view to videos completely unrelated to the original video they watched, this is very important to discovery of small videos. It is sometimes very hard to stop once you've started.
Dylan: I'm bored...
PacMan: How about we do some YouTubing?
Dylan: Okay, that sounds fun!
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A website where you can post videos so people around the world to see them, but what used to be to be a great website has now become a breeding ground for trolls and spammers.
Home to:
1. Fangirls
2. People who debate on everything from marijuana to guns, religion, ect., usually on videos that involve none of those things.
3. Spammers
4. People who try to spite everyone who has an opinion.
1. crazyobsessedfangirl21: ZOMG!!! I LUV 1D!!! NIELL IZ SOOO HAWT!!!
verysmartuser73: I don’t care for these guys but this song is pretty catchy.
crazyobsessedfangirl21: ZOMG!!! FUK U!!! UR GUST JELLY CUZ DEY CAN SING AN R WAY HAWTR DAN U!!!
verysmartuser73: You’re the reason why fangirls shouldn’t exist.
2. politcalguy82: I believe marijuana should be legal.
debater99563: Banning guns violates the second amendment.
religiousperson6362: GOD EXISTS!!!!
verysmartuser73: Why is everyone debating on a cat video???
3. spammerwhore78234: check out this website out! <3<3<3<3<3
verysmartuser73: People like you are polluting YouTube.
4. verysmartuser73: Pretty good but I prefer other music over this.
stupididiot793001: shut up u justin beiber-listening faq.
verysmartuser73: That’s it. I have lost all hope for humanity.
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The greatest video sharing website on the planet since television. Until it got taken over by Google... now it continues to delete every video because of 'Violation Laws/Rights' or whatever bullshit like that. Now all they will have is videos of stupid 16 year olds doing stupid stuff while driving in their stupid 'new' cars.
Youtube sold out. Google is gay.
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(Yoo-toob-ahh-bull) adj 1. When your video is uploadable to youtube. Videos that are too big or too long are not youtubeable. The maximum size for a video is 100 megabytes and 10 minutes.
Angela: I have been recording for 15 minutes now!
Tina: Stop recording so long or the video won't be youtubeable!!!
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