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he is a gay, hairy ape that is in love with emilio
Zeke Nadeem is gay with Emilio :)
When someone acts in a way that is only possible because of their bad luck.
"I just rolled a NAT 1! Goddamnit!"
"Thats a total Zeke Moment right there!"
When a man transitions from vaginal to anal intercourse mid stroke and without warning.
Sarah woke up with a black eye after she jumped out of bed and ran into the door when Jesse surprised her with the old dirty Zeke.
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The term for when one has accomplished the most ballin level of fucking cocaine awesomeness.
The term was invented by two pimp ass cocaine cowboys at a Midwestern college we won't name. Essentially the term is a hybrid of geeked up and zooted out.
I'm staying in tonight man. I got waaaay too zeked out last night.
Damn dude, I'm zeeeeekin' out of my FUCKING MIND man!!!
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Fucking black 5 star linemen with a bbc in his ass and got railed by the whole football team
daddy zeke is cool
Massive, girthy cock with a full 6-pack abs and insane chest definition. All the girls (and guys) swoon over him 24/7. He makes all the girls break up with their boyfriends just for a shot to rub their hand along his massively muscled shoulders.
Holy shit have you seen Zeke Hodge? He’s so sexy, I want to fuck him
When you done goof and tear a crack in the fabric of time.
I used to know the secrets to the universe until I goofed and fell on a rock. What a Zeke moment tbh.