Zero

1. that one bitchass motherfucker in every group chat
2. the amount of fucks i've given
3. this one hoe that gets rejected by everyone
4. the one hoe that gained no fucks

1. Fuck u Zero.
2. I give zero fucks to bitchass hoes
3.Person: I just reject Zero yesterday :) what about you Jessica?
Jessica:I rejected him in grade 7
Zero: boo hoo ;-;

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Zero Deaths

telling others that you are a pro (usually in a game) because you didnt die even once (usually sarcasm)

PewDiePie after dying in a game - "zero deaths everybody,zero deaths"

meme zero

Used to refer to the initial creation or origin point of a meme

First Person: Hey look at this funny cat video
SecondP: OMG this cat is awesome
ThirdP: Is this meme zero?
FirstP: No, this is photoshopped in, meme zero is from a youtube video

Zero Fucks

to not care about anything

I don't give a fuck. zero fucks.

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zero to sixty

Usually when someone goes from being really calm or content, to just going crazy and yelling and screaming in anger because of a little incident or for no reason.

Me: I was hanging out with Brett earlier but then I left.
Friend: Why?
Me: He went from zero to sixty in like two seconds because I beat him in a video game!

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Zero Twosday

A weekly holiday that celebrates Zero Two, one of the best and most amazing girls in anime.

Uncultured swine: "Hey today is Tuesday isn't it?"
Me, an intellectual: "Incorrect you imbecile, for today is Zero Twosday!"

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Zero Gigs

Originated Stonewall Jackson Middle School and Lee Davis High School. Used when someone says something that isn't funny or says a corny joke, say zero gigs to show that no one laughed and it wasn't funny.

Guy 1: " Why couldn't the bee hear what people were saying?"
Guy 2: " I don't know"
Guy 1: " Because he had wax in his ears!"
Guy 2:"..... Zero gigs."

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