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Zi Cong's originate from the depths of main land china who have migrated to other parts of the world. They normally don't grow over 3 foot 4 in height and normally shaped like a FIFA certified Adidas football ball that is used during the UCL final. Zi Cong's are great friends but can sometimes be meat riders. Talking about meat they are 90% body fat with very little to none muscles. They are normally one hit wonders when it comes to sport but damn that one hit be golden sometimes. Zi Cong's rarely get haircuts because they are always emo, they are introverts and hate socializing. Zi Cong's also have absolutely 0 drip completely 0 absolute dog shit. They wear the same thing even if its for a formal event. They can cause cancer sometimes but in general a Zi Cong is a great person to be around. Also their cum stinks oh and yea they are male and if not they are women with dicks also called "Ibrahim's".
Person 1: Yo Zi Cong wanna play Call Of Duty?
Zi Cong *Already in COD": To lazy lah
Zi Yan is your best friend and loves minecraft.She’s probably asian and is very smart.Her bestie would probably be a girl with a P in it like Prissila or Priya(this makes sense)
Priya:I love my bestie Zi Yan gohaoaokahsys
A word to show respect and endearment to your close friends
“You know Nathan? He’s my zi. He’s been there for me since day one!”
This slang means to get away from me in southwestern mandarin. Mo means no; Ai means to have any kind of body contact; Lao Zi literally means father yet here means the slang speaker.
This slang became a meme since a famous bamboo rat keeper is likely to make up some silly excuses in order to eat his livestock.
A guy that you dislike: Fist bump.
You: Mo Ai Lao Zi.