red zipper

A bong hit. A mispronouncing of the word “rizzipper” , meaning a “rip” off the bong. This term would be spoken by an extremely stoned or retarded person.

Brian: “Cun I had a red zipper Twace ?
Trace: “ No B - I smoked it all”

Broken Zipper

Peed sleeping bag at camp.

Code word for a wet bunk bed or wet sleeping bag.
MESD Outdoor School code words for wet sleeping bag (enuretic in camp!)

Putley, I have a broken zipper in Antelope Cabin, I'm taking it to the camp nurse to fix it. (get it washed and dried before anyone else finds out)

Zipper Puppet

Homo, an asshole that is so gay, you can feel the gay eminating from their pores. (Faggot)

Wow, that guy sounds really fruity, must be a zipper puppet.

Elephant Zipper

The act of closing a zipper through the strength of your penis.

James can elephant zipper.

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zipper piggy

A female who performs the act of fellatio often.

Last night I picked up this girl at the club two hours later this zipper piggy was goin to town.

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Zipper Sparks

The act of engaging sexual intercourse while both parties involved keep their clothes on. Analogous to dry humping. Often performed when time factors into coitus.

I heard Ron was with Sally the other day, and they totally engaged in some serious zipper sparks.

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zipper malfunction

When a guy gets his tally wacker caught in the zipper of his pants.

yo dave whats wrong?

i was just taking a leak when i got a text and my phone vibrated. it surprised me and i zipped up too fast and caught my schwing schwong in my fly

damn, thats gotta hurt, i hate zipper malfunctions

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