The Scooby-doo equivalent of crap or the f word.
"Zoinks man, we almost died scoob."
The scooby-doo version of fuck
"Zoinks, man your penis is huge" - Shaggy
ZOINK is a type of metal that matayas shouts in my fucking ear!
Lisa: matayas can I borrow some zink?
MAYTAYAS:ITS PRONOUNCED AS ZoInKkkkK!
What people say when they realize cartoon Shaggy has skin-colored facial hair.
Me: Did you know cartoon Shaggy has a beard, it's just the color of his skin?
You: Let me see.
Me: Look at the GIF.
You: ZOINKS!
An alternative to “wow” or “cool”
Zoinks! Mark got an A+ on his test!