Zonked

when you're intoxicated passed the point of functioning

"Dude I was so zonked at the party last night"
"Man I'm so zonked, I'm gonna pass out"

Zonked

When one falls asleep extremely quickly and prematurely so they subsequently wake up very exhausted

"wow I got home last night and completely zonked !!"

"shut up bitch"

Zonked

You are just so deep asleep you just can't get the fuck up. It's like you a gahdamn koala in this bitch ain't nobody wakin' you up.

I needed to wake up for 8 AM Spanish but I was so zonked nothing woke me up

Zonked

Zoonked - to be high out of ya brains

Jimmy : how was the weed in Cali ?

Terio: bruh shit had me zonked , I

Zonked

To be very high on marijuana.

"Look at Zack. He's absolutely zonked right now"

Zonked

Hitting something or getting hit with an enormous amount of force.

I sure got zonked by Tim back there.
I zonked Jeff pretty hard in chemistry.

Zonked

Being "zonked" is the feeling one gets after smoking a large amount of marijuana just before they green out. See "green out" for more information.

"Bro I was so Zonked last night the walls started singing to me"