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A term used to refer to having sucked Mark Zuckerburgs Dick
I was out on a date with Mark Zuckerburgs last night and it went all the way to oral. I zucked his dick clean.
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Origin: Mark Zuckerberg
"Facebook and Instragram are down...oh no we've been zucked!"
or
"When Trump won the election because of russian intelliegence...oh no we've been zucked!"
To have your Facebook profile locked/frozen because of "suspicious activity" or a potential "hacking" issue. In this definition of the word, the lock-out isn't because of anything you posted; this is happening to hundreds of users every week who never post anything even remotely offensive or controversial. There is a mechanism by which you are supposed to be able to recover your account by uploading an image of your driver's license or other Government-issue photo ID, but fewer than 1 in 20 people who get Zucked this way succeed in this recovery; the website almost always returns an error message that it "could not match the image to your profile". Since there is no way to ever reach an actual live human being at Facebook Customer Service, getting Zucked by way of a "suspicious activity" lock-out is permanent unless you are one of the lucky 1-in-20 for whom the driver's license un-lock actually works. All of your Posts, Chats, Reactions, and Comments are gone, as if they never existed. All the time you might have put into building your timeline over however many years you had a FB account, likewise gone.
You phone your best friend: "Dave, I just tried to log in to FaceBook, and I'm getting a weird error message about 'suspicious activity'. And I have an message in my Gmail inbox saying my account is locked! What do I do now?"
Dave's reply to you, "Sorry to hear it, bro, but you've been Zucked. You can try the recovery procedure with uploading a photo-ID, but if that doesn't work, there's nothing else you can do but start over with a new profile under a different name."
\ ˈzək \
Verb:
Zucked
1. To delete a social media post meant for humor on the grounds of "false information" or "sensitive content"
Noun:
Zucker
1. usually obscene : a person who turns a social media post meant for humor into a political or social-justice argument
// That post got Zucked.
// He's a Zucker.