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A beautiful girl who all the boys want. Known around the country for her good looks, attitude and sass.
Clever when she wants to be, but modest.
Lucy always stays juicy.
"Woaaah look at that fine piece of ass over there"
"Daaayyuuum, that girl must be a Lucy-Beth"
When a girl is named Elizabeth, but goes by Beth. Said girl doesn't mind being called Elizabeth, but hates any other variation of the name besides Beth.
She doesn't like being called Lizzy, even though her name is Elizabeth. She has a Beth Complex.
A Joy-Beth is love, kindness, patience and personality. Everyone loves to hang out with a Joy-Beth because she makes them laugh and is so much fun. Joy-Beths are witty, smart and quick to tell a joke. They love to be left alone while shopping. They hate stupidity and laziness and prefer to do the job themselves rather than sacrifice quality. Joy-Beth's are very rare and when one is spotted a quick conversation should be started or the discovery will be at the loss of the non-Joy-Beth. A Joy-Beth is a good friend and although she may only have a select few, those people know that they are the luckiest to have befriended a Joy-Beth. She is loyal, trustworthy and honest. Joy-Beth's are always considered aswesome, although non-Joy-Beth's may feel the need to exert themselves most haneously in the presence of a Joy-Beth because of their subpar awesomeness. Joy-Beth, a rare and precious find of the highest quality...may often be taken for granted until the non-Joy-Beth realizes their awful mistake and discovers what a boob they are.
I found this diamond encrusted watch today, but it still doesn't compare to a Joy-Beth!
I went to my job interview today and realized afterwards that I should've tried harder to get the position. It was a Joy-Beth opportunity!
A great day consists of good coffee, blue skies and a whole bunch of Joy-Beths!
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mary beth=total awesomeness X infinity. She is the salt of the earth. I'm sorry if you don't know her. That really sucks.
I wish I could be friends with mary beth because she is so amazing and remarkable.
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A girl that gets butt hurt about anything and everything. If its butt hurt proof she will find a way.
Look at that Butthurt Beth over there with those drawn on eyebrows, what a lucretia.
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Something said to another meant to be an insult, but is really a compliment.
Random boy at table to another: "You have a small penis!"
Beth, jokingly insulting her girl friend: "Well, Lauren, you have a small vagina!"
Lauren: "Why thank you, Beth."
The Beth Insult actually made Lauren feel better about herself.
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Singular in beauty, depth, intelligence, compassion, and sincerity. Tremendous appreciation for the arts. Fair and kind to all. Eccentric in style and expression. Can be shy and introverted in unfamiliar places. Not to be called Sarah.
I wish Sarah Beth were here.
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