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The act when you talk up your sex game and making it seem like you're the greatest, but then fail miserably, bitch and blame Obama, democrats or illegal immigrants for your lack of skill and disappointing performance. May also call the woman fake news if criticized.
Girl: "I expected something satisfying, but you gave me The Donald Trump"
Guy: "Damn radical left, they ruin everything!"
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America's psycho president who looks like he just did a dump.
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A new nickname for Donald Trump. Since he talks shit he gets named after shit. Also called Dildo Hump.
"Donald Dump, Make America Stank Again."
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When you sit down on the toilet and some nasty, foul smelling, brown organic material comes shooting out of your ass. It makes a loud splattering noise as it crashes into the walls of the porcelain.
This isn't just any shit though. A true "Donald" is reserved only for the most obnoxious, painful, miserable times you sit and do your business.
Open the fucking bathroom door. I gotta get in there and take a donald.
Also known as Childish Gambino. The only Donald we need.
Person 1: Did you here about Donald Trump?
Person 2: The only Donald I need to hear about is Donald Glover.
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When a person is passed out you shave the middle of their head and jizz in their hair and combover the bald spot
When JJ passed out from drinking we gave him The Donald Trump
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A married couple that are rarely seen together.
“I know that they are married, but how often do you see them together? They are totally a Donald and Melania.”