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Someone who's always going on dates with fat people.
Adam picked up another fat chick last night, what a forklift driver!
262👍 73👎
A very efficient, disciplined and hard working person. Someone who does everything as well as posible.
I don't understand why they fired me! I never come late, i never go home early, i produce more than everyone, i never complain, here is my resumé, i am a hard driver, a big time performer!
Someone who is allowed to do 120mph on any road, go through red lights, kill cyclists, stop in bus stops and private parking bays.
An Audi Driver which is female, however, will drive everywhere at 10mph, Sit through green lights and then speed through red and Park in the middle of the road for 7 years when on a school run.
GUY:Did you hear about that pile up on the motorway last week ?
ME: Audi Driver ?
GUY: Yes.
MAN: I was rear ended on the M3 yesterday, Audi Driver of course
55👍 12👎
The worst driver in America. A person who passed their driving permit test online while googling the answers. People that may or may not use a turn signal to change lanes. A 16 year old who gets 350Z convertible and crashes within a week because they did not know they could not turn left at a red.
Florida Driver's are so bad at driving, for example they don't know how to merge they put there foot on the gas and pray they wont hit someone no turn signal or anything.
28👍 5👎
The best film of all time. Travis Bickle is the true definition of a hero.
He goes to a scummy brothel with his 44.magnum and blows away all the scum to save one little girl. Very admirable and a timeless classic.
157👍 44👎
The worst driver on the face of the planet. Frequently seen drifting in and out of lanes without signal or checking mirrors/blindspots, going extremely slow, not using headlights and/or wipers in the rain, driving extremely slow during the slightest of drizzles, generally just freaking the fuck out when driving in the rain.
Also known for driving with a cell phone to their ears, despite the face their state is one of the first to pass laws prohibiting them from doing so.
Man, that California driver almost sideswiped me!
45👍 10👎
People (that include myself) who drive in bumper to bumper traffic, drinking a soda, talking on the cell, all while driving at 85mph. Thats talent.
whoa! those california drivers are crazy!
116👍 32👎