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The best mom you could think of
Person: Your kid looks awful
Johanne: *shoots them*
A sweet and soft girl who acts very different depending who she gangs out with. She is wery akward and deep conversations are not always her thing. She also cryes alot.
You: hi!
Johanne: hello:)
You: hey, i think you spilles some sauce on ur shirt;)
Johanne: im really sorry! Pls dont hate me!:(
Johanne is the coolest person you'll ever meet. She is super stylish and has a great sense of humor. Taking on her daily life in Northern Europe Johanne is very dedicated to whatever she is doing while she also does everything with ease. Johannes are also born with great athletic skills which definitely pays off when you see their smoking hot bodies.
Friend 1: "Omg I wish I was Johanne"
Friend 2: "Me too, she's just so good at everything"
Friend 1: "Exactly, and super hot too!"
The greatest being who has ever lived on Earth in the past 1500 years.
Bucky: Wow Johannes is so cool!
Ania: Yeah, he's so awesome.
Damsy: He inspires me greatly.
This young man is very ugly and his parents dont love him. He will never find a girlfriend in his life (like me) and always be a lonely person.
Hallo ich bin Johannes, wie geht es dir Simon mein Freund?!
This is a kind of girl who has a random sense of humour, usually a lot of friends and is very flirtatious. She is the type who will snatch your boyfriend right up from under your nose and then act like she did nothing wrong. Johanne's are usually the type to be involved in dance or some other kind of sport related thing, and are usually considered to be quite pretty. Other girls can be quite bitter towards Johanne's however, because of their reputation as being a man eater and are sometimes unfaithful. They are goofy but somehow womanly at the same time.
Uhg, that girl my boyfriend is dating now is a textbook case of a Johanne.