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n. If you're on here for reasons other than defining wildly improbable sexual maneuvers or the latest youth subculture du jour, there's a good chance that you are one.
1."I utilize new media for purposes other than social networking because, let's face it fellows, I have no 'social' anything."
"I suppose you're a nerd then. Want to go to New York Fries for poutine?"
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Speaking as an Nerd Queen myself:
One who is backstabbed, rejected, and shunned from social life, simply for the absolute truth that they have a higher IQ than all other people, AKA, the middle of the bell curve. The average middle/high school student can't handle it, so nerds are pushed into the corner, tormented and forgotten.
Facts:
1. Nerds have friends: other nerds.
2. Nerds don't care about what you think. Insult us and we will laugh.
3. Nerds are aware that they are unwanted.
4. Geeks are wannabe nerds that just don't have it in them.
5. Nerds can be serious party animals.
6. Always listen to a nerd's advice. It is for your own good.
Nerd1: ...so as the gravitational pull of the White Dwarf increases, it attracts and sucks in all remaining Quarks pairs, eventually imploding.
Geek: Yeah! ...Wait, I didn't understa-
Jock and girfriend: Whatever! Stuff it, nerd!
Later, Nerd1: Bet you 5 bucks you can't beat me at Star Wars Trivial Pursuit!!
Nerds 2 and 3: You're ON!
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a person you will probably end up working for if you aren't already. so watch what you say to them.
holy crap i knew him when we went to high school, he was a nerd, now he owns 5 BMWs and who knows what else
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all you people slagging nerds...richest guy in world is also the biggest nerd...coincidence??
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rick(the jock):geez look at that guy, such a nerd
Bob:yeah
FIVE YEARS LATER
nerd:clean this up or your fired
rick(the janitor):*mumbles*why do i always had to do the dirty jobs.
bob:cuz you called him a nerd in high school,remember
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A person who is intensely interested in a particular hobby or topic.
Rich is quite a computer nerd.
Ask Bill; he's the car nerd around here.
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1) You mocked them... you tortured them... now they're developing the medicine that will save your sorry ass!
2) One who is academically superior to the normal population.
We don't like to rub it in... oh wait, yeah we do! PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS!!
Me: I bet you're regretting calling me a nerd now that you need that loan, right, bud?
Once-Popular Kid: Please, my tumor's growing!!!
Me: Hrmmmmm... Well, you should have considered this possibility when you decided that only nerds go to college.
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