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When you cum on a sleeping persons eyelids, so when they wake up the semin has crusted over.
Last night she fell asleep during sexy so I gave her a sandman and left.
Sandman
A mythical creature, about 6'2 in height with long grey hair and whiskers. Resembles an ugly yeti or sasquatch.
The Sandman lives in the sand dunes near Blackpool. He preys upon males who live and work in the local area, and uses cider to lure them back to his seaweed lair for a strum on his 'guitar'. If the cider trap is unsuccessful The Sandman will just suck off or bum the unsuspecting young men on the sand dunes then slope off on his merry way!
Sandman:- Hello young man, would you like to come back to the seaweed lair to drink cider and play on my twanger?
Young Man:- No thanks, Sandman, i am just walking my dog in the Sand Dunes.
Sandman:- Ok young man, that is not a problem, i will just bum you here. It is dark, secluded and nobody else is around!
Sandman - Notorious Meth cook from Ellwood Pennsylvania. Tragically got busted in March, 2011
Methhead 1: Dude have you had the sandman’s meth?
Methhead 2: Yeah, it has to be the best meth around
When you start masturbating as soon as your sleep meds start kicking in and finish before you pass out.
Took 4 PM's last night and "Beat the sandman" to dream world.
A game where you take sleeping medication then try to masturbate to completion before you fall asleep.
Bro, wake up. Why you sleepin in the living room with your dick out watching porn? Was you playing the Sandman Game again?
Sorry. Looks like the Sandman got me.
When your girl is sleeping you jerk off and blow your load on her eye. When she wakes up in the morning her eye will be crusty like when the sandman cums
"Dude I gave my bitch a slamin a sandman this morning"
Enter Sandman is a song by the American Thrash Metal band "Metallica" released in 1991 . It is the first song form the 5th album called by the community "The Black Album" but the real name is the band's name. The single reached number 16 on the US Billboard Hot 100, and was released 2 weeks as a single before the album came out. The song lasts for 5 minutes and 32 seconds. The community is split on this song, some say its overrated and overplayed. Others say it's a masterpiece and there is no in-between. This is by far the most recognizable song from Metallica.
Guy 1- Exit light! Enter Night!
Guy 2- Is that Enter Sandman?