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Get your girl into bed, go down on her. Just as she is about to come, you stuff her into a cage, torture her, and then put her up against other women in fights.
Anne doesn't talk to me after I gave her the Mike Vick.
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1. An insane variation of the average marijuana joint which involves rolling a normal joint, lacing it with vicks vapor rub and placing several match heads spaced incrementally inside. When one of the match heads ignites, or "bombs", the joint cannot be smoked due to the harmful effect of directly inhaling the sulfuric toxins produced by the match head. Instead, the smoker must instead wait for the bomb to completely subside before resuming smoking of the joint. The chemical reaction between the vicks vapor rub and match heads is supposed to alter or enhance the desired effects of the cannabis.
"Ever smoke a science project? Here, try a hit of this vicks bomb."
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Fecal matter or a bowel movement. Worthless.
We ate dinner at a cheap Mexican restaurant and I took a tremendous Mike Vick the next morning.
When walking my dog I always carry a small plastic bag so that I am able to clean up his Mike Vick from the neighbor's yard.
Modern art is generally just a bunch of Mike Vick.
Open a window! It smells like Mike Vick in here!
I don't give a Mike Vick how late your friends are allowed to stay out, I want you back home no later than 11:00.
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hottest nig in America. Married to K. Smith!
K.Smith and Mike Vick do it so hard.
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AN incrediable threat to a defense. The most electrying player in the nfl today and is going to be become one of the top passers in the nfl
mike vick is the greastest player
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1. The quarterback that saved the Falcons and gives the Falcons the best chance to win. He is exciting, and when it comes down to it, he usually comes through late in the game.
In 2003, he broke his left leg and Dan Reeves was fired even though Vick was out until it was too late. Then they brought this dumbass named Jim Mora Jr, who had to use zone-blocking and never made adjustments to win. Paired with him and Greg Knapp, they had surprising first season, going 11-5, but in a week division. The record went down shortly thereafter because the NFL defenses got used to the run-run-pass-punt style that Knapp brought in.
The front office hasn't noticed until 2007 that the Falcons need to build a team around Michael Vick.
Vick also seems to do well with good pass protection. He got it in the Steelers, Bengals and Cowboys games, and if you'd watch the tape, you'd understand why.
Overall, he is a great quarterback, even though the critics would say he is not. Those people are usually the ones who don't watch Falcons games.
2. An NFL quarterback that usually doesn't get "due process of law" in his cases. They normally think he's guilty and they obviously haven't noticed one thing: he is the highest paid player in the NFL with a dumbfuck brother. So do you seriously think issues aren't going to come up?
3. A victim of namecalling by haters, Philadelphia Eagles, Tampa Bay Succaneers, New Orleans Aints and Carolina Panties fans. They make fun of him because he has herpes, even though that may have been attributed to his mother having herpes. So he may have been born with this disease. So I wonder if those same fans are going to make fun of a retard because he was born that way. I bet not.
1. Michael Vick did all he could but Roddy White dropped a pass that made any of the Falcons momentum go away. He is kind of like Allen Iverson in that way in that Michael has to make up for boneheaded receivers and a midget offensive line.
2. Michael Vick is a dog fighter, even though evidence may show that Devon Boddie, his cousin, is actually doing it without Vick knowing. Or they may not have been doing it at all and a criminal was trying to frame Vick on OTL.
3. Herpes boy can't throw an accurate pass.
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The most amazingist, most hilaaaarrrrioouss young acting grandma in the whole wide world. Loves to talk about anything, especially sex!! Loves to watch Jersey Shore and fist pumping, teen mom, 16 & preg. We always get a warm welcome of, "hey girl, heyyyyyyyy" when we walk in the door! She is very generous and adopts everyone who walks in the door. She makes the best iced tea in the world and cooks a big family dinner for anyone and everyone every Sunday. She is the best gram in the world and loved by everyone who has ever met her!!
Me - Yo, ya goin' to grandma Vick's later?
You - You know it, fool...
Me - iight G catch you on the flip side...
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