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A cigarette is what is smoked by either retarded people or by people who think they're cool or badass because they saw some thugs smoking in movies. However, they do provide evidence for natural selection, as those intelligent enough will not smoke while the rest will... well, kill himself like an idiot.
"Dude, I smoke like 40 cigarettes a day, I'm almost as cool as that one guy that I've seen in this old movie about cops"
"Cigarettes are bad for others as well, just kill yourself in a different way and save others the pain of smelling you on the bus or anywhere else"
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something i use to take the pain away :)
god i need a cigarette right now
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A woman with no shape...at all...and not only does she not have a shape her face looks like a butt..all u can do with her is smoke her, put her out, and then toss her in da garbage.
look at that girl, she looks like a cigarette, a friggen marlboro gold.
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Wow look at that douchebag wasting his money on a cigarette pack, that shit doesn't even get you high and makes you stink and then die, stick a J in his mouth asap.
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A deadly, cancerous, stick that people smoke . Uses nicotine to believe that people are actually relaxing .
she smoked a Cigarette all day and night
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"Dude, why are you smiling a cancer stick?"
Cigarette
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