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That one person that steals all the loot leaving behind a wasteland of nothingness for everyone else, to the dismay and almost always negatively influencing his party through either leaving them with their financials ruined or with no gear, though most of the time a combination of the two.
Vognir: *silence*
MLG: *where's vognir?*
Confiq: *He's pushing, so either we all int and push or we don't get loot*
MLG: *lmao goddamn loot goblin*
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The action of or person who prefers anal sex with a woman before she wipes her ass after taking a shit.
"Tommy went home with that girl last night, but didn't get any because he went for the Dirt Goblin."
"I got home at 5' in the morn, she smelt my dick...and found out I'm a Dirt Goblin"
When you are in an extreme reckless mode, feeling very mischievous, and lack concern for the well being of others. Normally caused by consuming lots of alcohol.
"I saw my roommate Zack chug three 4 lokos on someones snapchat story, I really hope when he comes home tonight he isn't in Goblin Mode."
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A mixed drink of Vodka, Blue Powerade and Green Monster. Mixed at a precise ratio of 4 ice cubes, 2 shots of Vodka, 3/4 rest filled with Powerade and sprinkled to the brim with Monster. Sold exclusively at The Red Lion thanks to DHicks.
Dan slammed his cup on the table and screeched "Three more green goblins!"
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Similar to a pussy troll, a goblin that is placed in a young womans throat to prevent premarital oral sex.
I wanted Jessica to go down on me last night, but I'm afraid she might have a throat goblin.
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An imaginary malevolent creature or a hallucination. Only seen after the consumption of too much gin.
"You mean this time it's not a hal... it's not a gin goblin! No Rosey this time it's real." - from The Quatermass Xperiment 1955 (Thora Hird)
A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins.
"Someone shut that screeching crotch goblin up!"
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