hams

Slang for a hot person, usually a woman. Doable, at least.

At the club, maybe we'll meet some hams, maybe do holes. It'll be good times.

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HAM

Horny Ass Mom.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.

HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.

You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!

I am going to bone those HAMS'.

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hamming

Making a complete balls up of a particular situation, or event.

I kept hamming up my chances of scoring with Angela!

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HAM

home
and
masturbate

John: hey what are you doing

Mike: Im going HAM

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Hamming

The act of a man going without underwear but only if he is well-endowed.

From Jon Hamm.

I can tell that Frank is hamming it. I don't think Gary has enough equipment to be hamming it.

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ham

hot ass mess

damn i didnt know josh and fred were such hams

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hams

Hams is a word to indicate anything. It can be a verb, noun, anything, as long as it is used in context.

In replacement of the common word "jawns" used among gay asian sophomores at Cherry Hill High School East, the word "hams" was invented one day during fourth period; Leo, Arindam, Soham, Alex Kim, Anik, and some random white people were in the library during fourth period in order to study for the Chem test the following period. At this point, Arindam threw a piece of a ham sandwich at Leo, followed by the statement "let me get that hams" by someone. At this point, the word new word "hams" had been awaken. The new word "hams" achieved much controversy - Alex tried to combine it with the word jawns, to make Jawns + Hams = Jams. But clearly, this could not be. Hams was the new jawns.

If we hams that hams, can we hams it?

Hams to the hams.

John Sohn: Hi.
Anybody else: Oh pretty hams!

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