Hide the Bologna

A euphemism for intercourse, referring specifically to a man's penis which is inserted into an orafice, rendering the penis unseeable.

Hey baby you wanna go play hide the bologna, you bitch.

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hide a dookie

To hide a turd or an entire poop in someone's place of residence. Most often used as a prank or practical joke.

Man he got me good. I think that I'm going to hide a dookie in his heating vent, so he has to smell it all night. Yeah that get him back for what he did!

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hide the deuce

While at the residence of a rude individual or bad host, producing a deuce and then wrapping it in a paper towel or sock and hiding it in such a way that will allow it to stink and remain uncovered for an extended period of time.

Man, Bob totally fucked me over on that beer run last night at the party so I played hide the deuce in his livingroom.

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hide out

to get away for awhile.

I'm going to my momma house to hide out for a minute.

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hide the pain

hiding pain, either physical or mental.

hide the pain

Hide the Jew

A game similar to hide-go-seek only multiple people hide from a “Hitler” who hunts them, finds them and cooks them in an oven

“We were playing hide the Jew yesterday at my birthday party, I got to be Hitler and I found everyone. It was so fun.....

hide-a-hit

A device made from one or more gas mask canisters in which to exhale when smoking weed. The military grade canister filters trap any and all smoke and odors.

A perfected iteration of the "paper towel tube and dryer sheets" model, and an absolute must for any DL stoner.

Kevin: "Man, how come Josh's apartment never smells like weed? He smokes ALL THE TIME."

Jake: " 'cause he always uses his hide-a-hit, bro. He invented it, after all."