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force of hobbit

'Force of Hobbit' is similar to 'force of habit' which is when someone instinctively does something without thinking about it. In the case of 'Force of Hobbit' a geek or nerd or dork instinctively relates real world experiences to things like 'The Hobbit','Battlestar Galactica','Star Wars','Star Trek' or any 'reality' show that they wasted life force watching.

Me: Good Morning Dale.

Dale: Actually, it's not morning on the third moon of Vulcan.

Me: You just can't help being an idiot can you? I guess it's just force of hobbit.

by Bryan Gilbreath January 17, 2008

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drunken hobbit

the term given to someone who's shoes or footwear have been lost/misplaced/stolen during the course of a party or social gathering, largely as a result of their high level of intoxication.

"Look at you, you drunken hobbit"

by P fresh November 21, 2005

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Hobbit Law

Law that is introduced as a knee jerk reaction, usually to erode the rights at work of people at work.

the Employment Relations (Film Production Work) Amendment Bill introduced to the NZ parliament on October 28, 2010 is being called The Hobbit Law. It seeks to make all film industry workers contractors by default.

by TALLYsmall October 28, 2010


room hobbit

In college, one who stays in their room for countless hours on end without ever coming out until they grow long hair and toenails.

John had to endure countless jibes and jeers after he finally decided to stop being a room hobbit and emerged from his room with a man mane that came out from his pants, extending down his leg trunks to his jagged, witch toenails.

by Katharsis September 17, 2009

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hobbit-girl

A hobbit-girl is often drunk and her only topic of conversation is alcohol. She is not very critical in their choice of partner.

If a boy towing a hobbit-girl , then he is not a womanizer, even if he thinks that it would be so.

Larsson: Hi guys, I meet a chick last night, she was awesome.

The Gang: Come on, we saw her, she is a hobbit-girl.

by the_urban_urban October 21, 2014

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fat hobbit

a person who has a fat head and hairy feet originated not too long after the LOTR movies.

shut up man sam you fat hobbit

by bovver September 18, 2006

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Hobbit Skank

When you have pinch rolled your leg garments, and are not wearing socks. You pull off your shoes, pull your leg garments up to your knees and skank barefoot like a hobbit.

Sam: Do you dare me to drop a hobbit skank?

Leanne: Don't do it!

Sam: *drops hobbit skank*

by hobbit skanker November 7, 2010

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