job

"kill people","work hard for no money","having its dick blown"
is just an excuse for everything

i´m just doing my job

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Job

Something niggers know nothing about

Nigga what is a job I just

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job

1. A means of earning money.
2. Something no one applies for any longer as federal, state, and local government gives their lazy ass money for free.

"You gotta job?"
"Nah, bro. Can't get muh check if I do..."

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job

Extremely versatile verb. spelled like the more common "job", but pronounced "Yob" like you're Swedish. When used creatively, hillarity ensues. May be used to describe a bodily function, inaproriate outburst, or clumsy reaction to stimuli.

"Oh, damn, you're jobbing all over my pants!"

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Job

jump of a bridge.

1)used to dismiss somone.

2)preforming a suicidal stunt.

bob: hey page, wanna go out some time?
page: JOB.

chuck: i got JOBed for asking for another raise.
randy: wow that's such a JOB.

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job

Short for the word jobby that defines poo or fecies.It is comonly used as a good secret joke between friends in everyday life when one mentions a his/her job and all urban dictionary readers may chuckle mindlessly to eachother

-I just did the biggest job, it was bigger than me
-I am an athlete, my job is running
-Excuse me but I have to go quit my job.
-Lets go to the bathroom together, it will be a job fair

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Job

Most commonly a hot blond guy who is attractive, very sportive and good with the ladies. Respects them and has a lot of fun. Owns at computer games,girls like him and is simply the best.

Girl 1: Have you seen that hot blond guy
Girl 2: yea, his name is job
Girls 1&2: Aww hes so hot, I want to date him.

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