Pound a Monster

Taking down the biggest, ugliest, hairiest girl in the club.

Nick: Dude, I can't even land a grenade or land-mine tonight.

Ian: It's all good man, if all else fails you can always pound a monster!

pounding ham

V. Doing drugs

Tife told Aubrey that pounding ham is good and she was silly and believed him.

Pounds Around

The douchey attempt by somebody to gain group recognition for an undeserving joke. Typically requested by someone who assumes a false position of leadership, "Pounds Around" is usually met with group silence, tension, and the overwhelming urge to distance themselves from said speaker.

Guy: "Knock knock"
Group: "Who's there?"
Guy: "Nobody other than the hot babe I just scored! Pounds Around!"

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in for a penny, in for a pounding

A sexualized version of "in for a penny, in for a pound." Means almost the same thing as the original saying but in a sexual context as aforementioned. In context, it references sex with or without protection (in this case, without), and since it was done before might as well double down and do it again regardless of the consequences.

This was used in Team Four Star's, Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Episode 60 Epilogue.

Bulma: "But after the first time, I just thought; well, in for a penny, in for a pounding."
Trunks: "Ahhh!"
Bulma: "And I really was."
Trunks: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

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pound you

when someone does not care about you and is a horny little bitch

Id pound you so hard right now

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pat pounding

pat pounding is where you and someone shag for so long you literally feel as if youve been pounded.

friend 1: courgh i had a proper shag lastnight. friend2: pat pounding?

pound off

Male masturbation. Popularized in the Christmas special of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia."

"Sew me into the couch. I hide in there all the time to catch Charlie pound off."

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