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use of an already large and erect penis making it even more larger and more erect. How? i don't fucking know
my boy im about to erect-a-stiffy
Dicky Stiffy is the best way to tell your partner you love her. And it works as a defence technique.
Hot babe: *texting on phone*
Cool guy: Hey girl my DICKY STIFFY UH
Hot babe: *gets married*
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The boner that results from actually imgaining all the crazy sexual shit on this website.
Bro 1 "Dude what's with the jizz all over the computer?"
Bro 2 "I got an urban stiffy while on Urb Dic. The cleveland steamer did it for me, I had to jack off right onto my keyboard."
Mother "Seriously?! Again?!"
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A characteristic of the male human. The morning stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop....
"Well, I woke up with a morning stiffy... so I wanted to do up the old lady, but she said, 'Get away from me !!'"....
"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."
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Getting an erection while standing near or in a deli
I was just buying some turkey and i couldnt help but notice that that man had a subway stiffy
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The act of having a boner or erection and then hitting your bitch in the face with it.
NIGGAS IFFY UH, HIT HER WITH THE BLICKY STIFFY UH.
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A way of stating that the male penis is soon to ejaculate. Otherwise known as a boner.
I Pop a Stiffy everytime I get to walk behind Payton
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