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A trojan asshole is basically when you fuck someone so hard up the ass that the asshole just stays open and they cant tense it or anything
"Hey did you hear that polly got a trojan asshole from haz last night?"
"Yeah she did a shit in science and it slid right out! She just couldnt hold it in!"
When you meet up with your significant other, only to find they have gathered all your side pieces.
After Graysons girl went through his phone, she trojan whored him on his birthday.
When a full condom is thrown and the cum falls out mid air, trailing the condom
I stared as a Trojans Comet flew past me into the garbage.
The bread and dips you get fed at the start of a Greek meal to fill you up before the really good stuff is served.
We had the banquet last night. They have us so much pasta to begin with I couldn't even touch the lobster by the time it arrived. It was a real trojan course.
The act of ripping a dollar bill instead of opening a condom, while hovering over the night stand before sex. Intended to fool a female into thinking you'll be wearing protection during intercourse.
"She's usually pretty responsible, but she fell for the Trojan Buffalo, and now she's 6 months pregnant."
A method of stealing several things at once. You put a bunch of small items into a large container, and then pay for just the container. Concealing the other stolen items.
"The Reverse Trojan" works every time. You pile a bunch of shit in, then you just roll it on out.
When a guy is denied morning sex by a girl who instead falls back to sleep. As an act of revenge, the guy places a used condom over the sleeping girl's upper lip then leaves.
I left that hoe with a trojan mustache after she wouldn't wake up for an early morning grind session
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