tighty whiteys

Tighty Whiteys, otherwise commonly known as 'regular underpants', are general targets for wedgies and mervins, due to the pleasing effects of the elesticity, which results in a desireable snap and hopefully a tear.

The number one bad bad place to wear tighty whiteys is a high school locker room. Your social life is almost assured over if you are changing with whitey tighteys while next to the varisty football team.

Lastly, the number one comback not to use against the varsity football team once you have been found wearing whitey tighteys, would be anything relating to their jock straps.

Whitey tighteys suck. Boxers are better.

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whitey mission

Going out drinking or smoking in excess and you know you will whitey

"have u got the drinks in for tonite"
"yep we are gonna have a total whitey mission"

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kill whitey

What Anarcist say when opposing the man

the anarcist screamed "kill whitey" as he stood in front of a large business building

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whitey ghetto

A middle class suburb whose population is almost all white. It is not known for its affluence, rather its averageness and lack of character. A result of suburban sprawl, it is easily identifiable by its cookie-cutter subdivisions of glorified track housing.

You might be able to buy more home for the money out there, but you couldn't pay me to live in that whitey ghetto.

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whitey the man

Whitey the man is usually a white male in a position of power examples: CEO / Boss or a Police officer.

How was your day?

"Not good , whitey the man was all over my work!"

spanking whiteys

Enjoying a perfectly made White Russian before sharing some laughs, with friends. The Dude abides.

1: Hey dude, let's start spanking whiteys.
2: Fuck yeah! Then let's share a laugh!

whacka-whitey

The Anglicised pronounciation of the town of Waikouaiti, New Zealand

"Mate, off to 'whacka-whitey'?"

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