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Someone who puts the milk in before the cereal.
Paul is an absolute idiot. You're supposed to put the cereal in before the milk.
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The Absolute Solver (also spelled "AbsoluteSolver") is a failsafe program from internet series “Murder drones” that seems to exist within all Disassembly Drones as an auto-repair initiative that takes control of their broken forms if they are damaged to the point where they cannot repair themselves. It's implied to be an overarching antagonist of Murder Drones, with one iteration serving as the main antagonist of "Heartbeat".
Following Serial Designation J's destruction from Uzi's Railgun, the Absolute Solver activates and creates Eldritch J. It then proceeded to kidnap the colony's Worker Drones using holograms to trick them and use their parts to create new material for J to be rebuilt from. However, it was later defeated by N after attempting to escape and imploded, reducing it to a black, floating orb.
Despite being a program supposedly exclusive to Disassembly Drones, its implied that the program can exist in Worker Drones as well under specific circumstances, with both Uzi Doorman and Doll displaying its symbol in their eye and also show specific traits such as Uzi's descent into sociopathy and Doll's desire to consume oil, implying a possible effect related to change in behavior.
Damn, the Absolute solver saved my life there… but now I gotta drink oil….
Refers to someone of amazing, unsurpassable skills in many different fields.
Taeyong is the Absolute Ace
Absolute pitch (commonly referred to as perfect pitch) is the rare musical ability to distinguish notes and pitches without a given reference. For example, people with AP can automatically spot the difference between an "Gb" (G-flat) and a Db (D-flat) without any hints given. The odds of being born with AP is 1 in 47,000 people, making this phenomenon rare. Absolute pitch can be distinguished in people who are blind since birth, and in most cases, people affected by Williams Syndrome and autistic spectrum disorders. Some famous examples of absolute pitch include John Phillip Sousa, Ludwig van Beethoven, Julie Andrews, Freddie Mercury, Yanni, Steve Vai, Mariah Carey, Michael Jackson, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Franz Schubert, the Mendelssohn siblings, Leonard Bernstein, Stephen Sondheim, and Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is said to have been born with absolute pitch, playing one of his father's piano sonatas correctly four minutes after listening to it. He was at the age of four at the time.
Being completely terrible at something or to someone.
"She is absolutely cheeks at fort nite"
"I heard his test grade was absolutely cheeks"
Absolute crappin' - something that is very bad.
Created by Patrick May, a man who checked a Japanese chatroom. The Japanese people, although they spoke english well, had some unique and interesting grammar. It influenced Patrick's grammar, and he invented " absolute crappin' "
I'm having an absolute crappin' day.
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I think this TV show is absolute crappin'.
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When toasting a piece of bread it is left in longer than neccessary, and black burn marks form on the surface.
"Sunnuvabitch! Absolute Reverence has occurred upon my piece of toast."
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