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alternative affection

Less-common but equally-loving gestures to express warm feelings for someone, such as a leg-hug or giving him a back-rub wif yer soles and/or scratching his back wif yer toe-nails.

A few other somewhat-loopy but totally-satisfying alternative affection gestures would be an over-da-shoulder high-five (where ya both stand wif your backs together and reach yer hands back over yer shoulders to slap palms wif each other), toe-hugs (where ya flex yer toes downwards to hug da other person's toes), and toe-hugging his pinkie by nestling his finger underneath yer toes and then curling yer toes tightly around his finger. These latter two gestures are especially heavenly for a dude wif a foot-fetish, and will often produce a massive hard-on that you can then either blow or "ride" immediately.

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

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Affection Errection

An erection of the penis obtained due to affection for a partner, often during cuddling.

Babe I didn't want the booty I just got an Affection Errection!

by Snivvels September 21, 2015

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unwanted affection

the type of affection passsed onto you from someone of the opposite sex who is either mentally insane, just plain weird, ugle or any combonation of the three.

person 1 " dude lidnsey was alll over me today"
person 2 " sounds like some unwanted affection...."
person 1 "uh yeah, shes missing three teeth and talks to herself"

by WWWYKI Octopus November 2, 2011

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Jabrina Affect

when two people like each other and are shipped together but when they finally find out that they like each other and you think the ships will sail one partner ends up not liking the other partner and the ship sails

Jimmy: Yeah so we where about to go out but she doesn’t like me anymore.
Jhon: sorry man, Jabrina affect

by hot_olive_lamp May 4, 2018

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Yung lean affect

Hating a song at first, but bumping it 24/7 a week later

Guy 1: Dude I fucking hate that new yung lean song
Guy 2: Don't worry, the yung lean affect will kick in and you'll love it
Guy 1: Oh maybe you're right

by WillyCubed August 18, 2016

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chino hills affect

The sudden attraction to Asian girls. It happens when you go to school in chino hills or live in chino hills for an extended period of time.

Guy1: “Yo man I don’t know what it is but I think Asian girls are hot af
Guy2: “Yeah man that’s the chino hills affect”

by freshasfebreeze March 26, 2018


The Free People Affect

n. -the way that a person can wear a heinous piece of clothing, but only if it is from a popular brand, i.e. Free People. If said ugly piece of clothing is from a "lame" brand, i.e. Aéropostale the garment in question is instantly recognized as the abomination it truly is.

clothing snob: Wow that's an interesting shirt...

aeropostale fan: Oh thanks, it's from my fave store, Aeropostale.

clothing snob: Ewww people still shop there? That shirt is so ugly I just vurped.

aeropostale fan: Did I say Aeropostale? I mean Free People!

clothing snob: Oh really? I was just kidding. It's so cute! Can I borrow it?

bystander: Wow, talk about the Free People Affect...!

by Wicked Stepmom October 6, 2013

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