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agnostic

Pussy Version of Atheist

Chris: You can't prove God.
Ben: We're at religious war you Agnostic pussy as bitch choose your side: either there's a god or there isn't a god.

by jupeter July 25, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


agnostic

Someone who believes that openly admitting ignorance equals intelligence. Too lazy to think and research, and too cowardly to openly make a choice, and ultimately,too self-righteous to admit.

Agnostic: "Sure, I'm an ignorant moron too, but at least I have the decency to admit it!"
Person: "Uh, if you KNOW you're a moron why do you still do nothing about it?"

by Zem_NY September 23, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


agnostic

Lazy sacks who think that life's greatest questions are best left unanswered.

Nevermind, I'm agnostic...

Sorry, my brain hurts; that's why I'm agnostic.

37 year old who works at Blockbuster, lives in parents' basement and eats lukewarm Pop Tarts, but is unequivocally agnostic.

by DewEye August 31, 2006

24๐Ÿ‘ 229๐Ÿ‘Ž


agnostic

An atheist without balls

Hi. i'm an agnostic because i dont believe in god but wont admit it.

by GangstaSwag January 4, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


Agnostic

A lazy atheist
someone who cant make up their freakin mind

Kyle was too lazy to think up an argument to the Is there a God? question so he just called himself agnostic

by Blyan May 14, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


Agnostic

Atheist without balls.

"Dudemanshit, did you know John is agnostic?"

"Yeah, he's such a vagina."

by xpestilencex December 20, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


Agnostic

Atheists without balls

Agnostic: You can't logically prove or disprove there's a God.

Atheist: Fag

by Choi L October 3, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž