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An airline that has virgins on it
Have you been on Virgin Airlines?
No i lost my virginity
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In order to fly from Tokyo to London for free, you need one million airline miles (outside high season; 25 million in high season).
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A place in animal crossing new horizons to fly to your friends islands or to them to come yours. Or send them letters
-Opened da gates, you can come to my island now!
+How?
-Just go to dodo airlines, duh
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The crappiest airline in america. Refuses to install in-flight entertainment on planes that Delta Airlines is installing personal TV's on. Paying $200 round trip for a ticket on a crap airline with crap food and horrible service. There was an actual reality TV show that aired for a while that showed people getting mad at Southwest...Thats how messed up their airline is.
No movies, no power, nothing else besides pretzels and drinks - that's Southwest Airlines!
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An airfierce stick jockey with a big ass watch and clockin much bank while compensating for a puny penis in punk ass polyester pants. The same polyester pants hiding a wallet when it comes time to tip the hooker at the Holiday Inn. Usually comes with a swagger, cowboy boots, aviator shades, and a toothpick to poke the cockpit mike. Generally an expert on any subject including politics; especially affirmative action.
Baby daddy is an Airline Pilot; he visits on layovers.
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An absolute piece of shit. I waited another 1hour and 30 minutes AFTER the plane landed
United Airlines is shit
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