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In order to fly from Tokyo to London for free, you need one million airline miles (outside high season; 25 million in high season).
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A place in animal crossing new horizons to fly to your friends islands or to them to come yours. Or send them letters
-Opened da gates, you can come to my island now!
+How?
-Just go to dodo airlines, duh
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The crappiest airline in america. Refuses to install in-flight entertainment on planes that Delta Airlines is installing personal TV's on. Paying $200 round trip for a ticket on a crap airline with crap food and horrible service. There was an actual reality TV show that aired for a while that showed people getting mad at Southwest...Thats how messed up their airline is.
No movies, no power, nothing else besides pretzels and drinks - that's Southwest Airlines!
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An airfierce stick jockey with a big ass watch and clockin much bank while compensating for a puny penis in punk ass polyester pants. The same polyester pants hiding a wallet when it comes time to tip the hooker at the Holiday Inn. Usually comes with a swagger, cowboy boots, aviator shades, and a toothpick to poke the cockpit mike. Generally an expert on any subject including politics; especially affirmative action.
Baby daddy is an Airline Pilot; he visits on layovers.
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An absolute piece of shit. I waited another 1hour and 30 minutes AFTER the plane landed
United Airlines is shit
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A Regional Carrier for American Airlines typically handling short feeder flights between Hubs and Field Stations operating under the brand American Eagle.
They employ union workers under the CWA (Communications Workers of America) which has ties to CenturyLink and has a rather poor contract till they renegotiate. The payscale is lacking and the inability to strike among other things.
For most routes they Operate small Bombardier Canadair Regional Jets (CRJ 700-900's) or Embraer 145's which require your carry-on to be gate checked (Valet) with Red / Yellow tags. They do sometimes use Embraer 175's for more comfortable routes.
Management tends to be power hungry and violation vigilant which leads them to nitpick everything their workers do in the name of compliance and safety. On most busy days they have back to back flights which leads to overwork / exhaustion
There tends to be high turnover and short staffing which leads to young college kids and a high number of adolescents taking the job.
Jolene:
"I just flew on Piedmont Airlines under American Eagle from PHX to SBA they wouldn't let me take my carry-on bag full of rocks and bowling balls on the plane because the Gate Agent said it was too big to fit in the overhead bin or under the seat! You have to do something about this!"
Manager
"We're working on it.."
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