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Airport Accent

An accent molded by multiple places and difficult to define.

Matt grew up in Scotland and then moved to Australia when he was young so his accent is a bit unique. He has an Airport Accent.

by oopsitsmatt May 8, 2022


Gatwick airport

A term to describe how large someone's forehead is

damn this bitch has a forehead the size of Gatwick airport

by waffle_NaNi October 1, 2022


Changi Airport

The best airport in the whole world! Full of facilities, garden, slay ambience, I could stay there all day!

When I arrived at Changi Airport, I though I have landed in paradise!

by chickenlovestosaymeow September 23, 2023


Missoula airport

The worlds smallest airport with the most workerst for the TSA do to the fact that the bitter Root Valley is Poverty with a view! Beware come to the airport a least 2 hours ahead of time cuz montanas take it SLOW!!!

Ok well we have 20 more mins till the plane takes off we start going through TSA then we miss our Plane in the world Smallest Airport!!!!!!Wecome to Missoula airport!

by StuckAtTheAirPort SendHelp June 27, 2012

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a ride to the airport

to get a blowjob

i asked where phil and michaela were. somebody said they left work cause she was going to give him a ride to the airport

by dirty dynamite April 24, 2011

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airport bum

A person who feels enjoyment by the combinational sight of tarmac (or grass), a windsack, and most importantly airplanes. This person will spend most of his free time at an aiport. Generally an airport bum will carry around a handheld radio with which he can listen into the airport frequency.

Usually airport bums are of a very healthy nature as they spend most time outside. They enjoy good weather and panaoramic sights of airplanes landing.

Not to be confused with a plane spotter, these are boring people.

Airport bums are relaxing, bright, interesting and attractive people. Who by all means wish they were sitting in every single airplane that takes off and flying over the world.

by Jan the bum February 9, 2008

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airport wanker

An airport wanker will drag around his/her over-sized wheely bag in complete disregard for others even if they are ascending an escalator (you wouldn't see them going up a flight of stairs). Without looking up from their latest iPhone 6, they mope around the terminal appearing to have some sort of place they need to get to in a hurry i.e. A Starbucks skinny late. At security they wait until one of the staff asks them whether or not they've got any toiletries, laptops, or tablets when finally they start rummaging through their excessive bags to get them. "Have you got a belt?"...."Oh yes I do". Eventually, when they've got through security, they get so carried away with browsing in Ralph Lauren perfume shops that they end up late for their flight, holding up everyone else once again. If they make it to the plane they then have to manipulate their hand luggage into the overhead lockers and end up requiring cabin crew assistance. There's always that one unlucky passenger who has to be seated next to them and hear the never-ending tapping on their stupid iPad as they play 'Candy Crush'. You'll know when you see an airport wanker as you'll find yourself thinking: 'what fucked-up psycho God would create these people.'

"OMG did you see that airport wanker. He spent two hours in the Hugo Boss shop drinking a skinny latte with his wheely bag blocking everything."

by Wolverhampton rules May 9, 2015

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