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when one who is from alaska sleeps with their arms across their chest, giving the image of a mummy. they also constanstly fall off the bed during mid sleep thus waking up their female partner.
dude...i was sleeping like an alaskan mummy last night and ended up falling off the bed and waking my girl up
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A blow job with pop-rocks in the mouth of the person sucking.
Steve: Dude! have you ever thought of having someone giving you a blow job with pop-rocks in their mouth?!?!
Daniel: You mean an Alaskan Cornucopia?
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When a girl gives you a blow job with ice in her mouth
Dude she gave me an alaskan fitzgerald last night and my cock FUCKING FROZE! it was great
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When girls, usually insecure underclassmen, wear fuzzy boots or uggs and short shorts/mini skirts, even in the dead of winter. Their legs are usually perfectly tanned too, through the process of fake-baking. From the dog breed alaskan husky,suggesting these girls are no better than dogs.
Ignorant boy:Hey dude, check out that alaskan hussy. She must be freezing, but she looks hot.
Alaskan Hussy: Do you guys love me yet??
Girl who is actually wearing pants: Wow, tell that skank to put on some clothes, she looks like an Alaskan Hussy.
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when a young alaskan has to excreate feces in the middle of the snow with nothing to cleanse his rectum with but a snowy handfull to wipe with
this moring jillo was out smoking a stog when a massive shit came apon him and he had to use the alaskan wipe to make up for the toliet paper loss
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The act where a man covers his penis in hand sanitizer and then ignites it. A woman then farts on the penis causing his pubic hair to catch flame, like an Alaskan Bushfire
Jared lost his pubes when Nicole gave him an Alaskan Bushfire.
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When one person comes up behind another, grabs their balls, and pulls them up into their butt crack.
Jim walked up behind Joe. Jim reached down, grabbed Joe's balls, and yanked them up between his butt cheeks. "Haha, I got you in an alaskan pulley!"
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