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The guttural sound a muzbot makes just before he presses the 'go' button on his explosive vest.
"Allah akbark, woof woof" went the barking koranimal just prior to blowing up a plane-load of terrified infidels.
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This act is similiar to the well known Dirty Sanchez in which after having anal intercourse with a woman, you withdraw a soiled erect penis and trace a stinky moustache onto her upper lip.
This act places the Hindu spin on it, whereas the freshly soiled penis, is withdrawn from the backdoor and poked at the woman's foreheaed several times, leaving the spotted stain of the Dirty Allah.
After Mike had enjoyed several moments of Wendy's backdoor, he unexpectedly removed his penis, walked around in front of her and kneeled down. Holding her head gently in his hands, he poked her several times with his penis on her forehead. The sensation of his penis on her forehead, coupled with the smell told her she'd just been given the Dirty Allah
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Like Allah Akbar, but wrong.
Bomber 1: ALLAH ACHBAR
Bomber 2: Good job Greg you fucked up literally the last job you'd ever have.
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The average redneck\honky pronounciation of the actual sentence "Allah-u Ekber". Which simply means "God is great." 97% of the world being religious and believing in such deity, it is only common American ignorance to believe it is a muslim terrorist chant word. (The idea comes from the beheading videos of victims from the newest Iraqi war President Bush has started.)
I have prayed for your safe arrival and now you are here, Allah-u Ekber.
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Contrary to what *many* have put here, it has nothing to do with terrorism, the devil or deception.
It simply means, "God is great". Allah being Arabic for God. Muslims believe in God and the Holy Qurran does not preach violence on innocents like extremists lead us all to believe.
It is a peaceful saying that extremists use in the wrong context perpetuating the myth of Islam being a violent religion.
I joined my friend in prayer, stating Allah Ackbar, God is Great.
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literally - oh God! Originally from Arabic, the word is used by Israeli Hebrew speakers to express something like amazed frustration.
Wife: the cat tore up the pillows again!
Me: ya allah!
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God of mankind....
For example:
Ya Allah = Oh god
Bismillah = in the name of god
Allahu akbar = god is the greatest
Hey mustafa let’s go to the mosque to pray and after it we’ll do dua
Ok sounds good to me
“Allahu akbar”
1 - 2 minutes later: done now let’s do dua
Ok
Mustafa: Ya Allah I ask for power
Ahmed: Ya Allah I ask for money
Mustafa: T_T
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