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The emoji that is like your spirit animal. Everyone has one. You use it so much you grow to identify with it, love it, and even get possessive of it. It can change over time. If you're good friends with someone you probably know what theirs is.
Guy: What are you doing tonight? *Smirking Face*
Girl: Trying to get in my pants?
Guy: No I didn't mean anything by it, it's just my alter emoji!
Girl: Yeah right *Face with Tears of Joy* you're always using the disco dancer!
The most powerful character in all of fgo. Cu alter has a chadness level of over 9000 and has gae bolged his way through the entire story.
Imagine not having cu alter in fgo.
The act of beginning with a true fact and then, through sleight of mouth, transforming and converting it to BECOME an alternate fact. aka The "Con-Way" or "Conwafying"
Bob's voice was usually heard as truthful, but, if required, he could alter-nate with the best politicians and lawyers. Before you knew it, he had alter-nated up a brand new story for your consideration.
What one or both members of da unfortunate couple at a shotgun wedding would likely wish could be granted regarding da terms of da marriage agreement.
I never could understand da rationale behind a loose-with-his-zipper dude's being forced to marry da gal whom he'd gotten preggo but was otherwise unwilling to stand by --- presumably da girl's parents would not even want a "deadbeat dad" like him as a reputation-sullying member of their formerly-respectable family, anyway. Maybe "'way back when" during da time when shotgun weddings were more common, there were not da legal "ALTERation" possibilities yet dat would merely require da dude to pay child-support, not actually live in da same household as da new mother.
When you leak nudes from somebody with somebody else and after you’re getting exposed for it you blame everybody else.
Yo your girlfriends nudes got exposed did you did it?
Yes but I still fuck her because I did the alter Schlumpf.
Altered perceptions are a progressive deathcore/djent band signed by artery recordings, the band was formed in 2013 in lemont,illnois. They have 3 albums; void (released Sep 2013), from rise to ruin (released off 2016), and malice (released Jun 2018). To anyone who thinks these are the heaviest band ever, go suck a ducks bill... If you want heavy, infant annihilator
Man 1: dude altered perceptions are so good
Man 2: their ok
Man 1 l: they are so fuKing heavy!!!!
Man 2: *slits man 1's throAt