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The Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment
"A well regulated citizenry, being necessary to the security of a slave state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall be infringed."
It was written at the start of the Great Upheaval. It was intended to protect the state from terrorists.
The Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment has totally transformed liberty into slavery.
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States that Joshua can never leave Catherine and that they will be together forever
Ashley: how are you and Joshua??
Catherine: Good and plus he can never leave because of the 123rd amendment
it’s illegal to write about yourself from an outside perspective.
friend: i think i’m gonna write about my performance at the school play
me: nope. amendment 32
Skinny dude that will rip your arm off but give him a big goth girl with big titles he will be your best friend
Yo Cody Amend
Don't Hate, appre-ciate
Diana-hey you, i hate your shirt
Kendall- your breaking amendment 27
The freedom to be offended by another person's first amendment rights.
Jessica saw a man on the train reading an article from a right-wing publication arguing against transgender pronouns. She reported the man to security and he was asked to leave the train because his actions had unknowingly offended Jessica. This was within her rights according to the 0.5st amendment.
Hey, remember how I made a 14th amendment argument for my thing? Roe vs Wade is predicated on the 14th amendment! What happened to your 'rights' shit-head? My thing was happening before yoiur thing wasn't it? And youuuuu... What? Didn't give a shit. That's what. You didn't give a shit. Remember? 'You wouldn't care if it was me' Remember when I said that? Situations like this are what that statement applies to. You get it. So I guess... Shit em out or keep em closed then, huh? You sure showed me.
Hym "Yeah, the 14th amendment is dope. If only people gave a shit about it as much as I do! But they don't. Which is why Roe vs Wade gone! The shit-libs only care when it's them and the zealots think that there are more important things than 'rights.' Like, for example, doing what their incest God wants. So... Yeah, told you so. When you undermine the thing upon which your rights are predicated you kind of undermine your rights and make it easy for charlatans and zealots to take them away. And now neither of us have them. And why? Because you're like the gazorpazorp female dictatorship. 'Ok. Fine. I was going to crush you with a boulder. I just didn't want to admit you were right!' So... You know... There you go! Enjoy that. You're going to lose the next election too and they're using my rhetoric to galvanize their base so... Remember who you lost to... It's me. I'm better. You are worse. Enjoy equality. We're equal now! Hurray equality! I didn't have 14th amendment right and now you don't either! Wooooooo equality!!!"