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When a girl is sucking a dick, the guy cums in her mouth, and the guy decides to cover her mouth and tickle her so that she laughs and the cum projects out of her nose.
Josh's girlfriend doesn't swallow so while the cum was in her mouth, he tickled her to make the cum come out of her nose, which resembles a dragon breathing fire but instead with cum causing an ANGRY WHITE DRAGON.
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The Angry Pirate Dragon is A cross Between the Angry Pirate and Angry Dragon.
When a male is recieving oral sex from his partner and is about to cum he forces her mouth as far down on his cock as possible thus making his sperm exit through her nose halfway through his ejaculation he pulls out and puts it in her eye and as she stands he kicks her in the shin. As she gets up her face looks like an angry dragon as she hops on one leg saying "ARRR".
" Mitchel decided at the last minute to turn the angry dragon into the angry pirate dragon. His Girlfriend was pissed"
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Though I'm sure you don't wanna know, an angry dragon is a sexual act performed by those who obviously have had some mental damage at some point in their lives. The "Angry Red Dragon" is spoken about by teenagers in hushed voices, and disgusted tones somewhere in the school yard. Its simply that disgusting, that if you haven't heard of it, you are very lucky.
I know i know...So what is it?
Okay i'll tell you.
Well, when a girl is on her...ahem...menstruation cycle (for all the dumb shits, her periods...) the male in the situation (it is possible he may not be a male) would proceed in sucking (thats right, sucking.) the period from the opening in the vagina from which it exits.
No, i did not make this up. Its real. And if you have done it, please go see a psychologist.
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Hey Jenny, lets have sex!"
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, i can't! I have my period!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Jenny! Lets do the Angry Red Dragon!"
Jenny Slutface: "Whats that?"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Let me show you..."
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, thats amazing! And now my period's only gonna go for one day!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Do you have a straw?"
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The outcome of recieving oral sex after doing a girl in the ass combined with an angry dragon. The beard is added by your balls smacking around on the girls face forming a shit beard.
After I did Tara in the ass she went down on me. My balls were so dirty and I smacked her so hard when I nutted she ended up looking like an angry bearded dragon.
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when a girl is suckin u off, and right wen u cum in the back of here throat u punch her in the throat and the cum shoots out of her nose
I gave Lisa the Angry Albino Dragon last night, it was scary but soo funny
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when you pull the white dragon on a girl(or male) with half your load then proceed to pull the angry pirate with the other half.
man this bitch was pissing me off so i pulled the angry white dragon pirate on her then took a pic and sent it out to all her friends.
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The act of blowing your load up her nostril, so it goes down her throat in her mouth, transforming her into a little sperm breathing angry dragon.
My Dom reverse angry dragoned me, while shooting his load up my nose.