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A bed that tries it's absolute hardest to not let you sleep
Liam Thompson: "Annoying bed, noun, a bed that tries it's absolute hardest to not let you sleep. Let's make one"
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Girls from age 3-19+ that go apeshit if you say
*said name* uses too much audiotune
*said name* has a tiny dick, I have a bigger one, and I am a girl
*said name* smokes too much
*said name* is a fuck head
*said name*'s music sucks
Person 1: I fucking hate Wiz Khalifa
Fangirl: FUCK YOU WIZ IS AWESOME!!!!
YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE HE HAS MONEY AND WEED. BOTH OF WHICH YOU DONT HAVE!!!!!!11112224qraqgzdgdsgjkshgsdlkaghkgfasdhfashfjz
Person 1: Justin Bieber sucks
Fangirl: STFU HE IS AWESOME I LOVE HIM *hearts*
Me: Girl, STFU you are only 9 and he does suck.
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BWEARE OF "Annoying fangirls"
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Dude did you see Annoying Orange get sworn in yesterday?
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When someone is so far past annoying that you literally can not stand it.
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Little fuckers who spend every minute of their childhood outside of their home generally being loud, annoying and disrespectful to everybody else in the neighborhood because their parents are either:
A - Too lazy to teach the little wankers respect
or
B - Too busy believing their children are perfect little angels who never bother anyone and are loved by all, unaware of the fact that everybody within 2 miles hates the little fucks and wishes that they would get hit by a car and bring peace to the area.
Kid 1: OMG let's ride a bike around in a circle 2583 times and scream at the top of our voices!
Kid 2: AAAHHHHAQHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Kid 3: WOOO YEAH OMGWTFLOL
Kid 1: AHHHAHDHFHFHSDH
Somebody who is civil enough to not disturb everything within a 2 miles radius:
I wish I could just go outside and tell them annoying children to shut their fucking mouths, but if I did everybody would be all like 'OMG HOW MEAN THEY'RE JUST KIDS HAVING FUN WAH WAH WAH, despite the fact that they feel exactly the same as me.
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1. An annoying youtube series about an orange with a mouth, eyes, and annoying, high-pitched voice.
2. Donald Trump
Annoying orange: WE WILL BUILD A GREAT, GREAT, WALL ON OUR SOUTHERN BOARDER
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A series of YouTube videos featuring an orange with eyes and a mouth who, in each episode, annoys either some other food, or in some episodes, an object (such as a football).
Most of the videos have a gimmick that whatever food the Orange is annoying eventually gets killed by either being knifed or eaten by a person whose face is never shown.
When each video is over, a question appears that YouTube users can answer via comment. Usually, the question is related to the video.
Annoying Orange: "Hey! I'm an orange!"
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